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How To Keep A Healthy Of Insanity Yes... there is a little bit of insanity in us all! And just to make sure you don't lose it, here's a few things you can do to keep it at its full potential ^_~. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca OR Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca 4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." 6. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 7. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 8. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS." 9. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 10. Don't use any punctuation 11. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 12. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 13. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 14. Sing along at the opera. 15. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 16. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 17. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 18. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 19. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!" 20. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 21. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 22. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing. 23. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." 24. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. 25. Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies 26. Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess" 27. Every time you see a broom yell, "Honey, your mother is here!" Back>> |
