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Barbies That Should Be Made (For The Young At Heart ^.~) Finally a Barbie people can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and everyone's aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... 1. Bifocals Barbie: Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. 2. Hot Flash Barbie: Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues. 3. Facial Hair Barbie: As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. vailable with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. 4. Flabby Arms Barbie: Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-leeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. 5. Bunion Barbie: Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie: Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics. 7. Post-Menopausal Barbie: This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included. Back>> |
